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To those girls who feels they are too big and busy to reply my message a time will come when you will be desperate for a husband and I will text you; 👇
Me; how are you doing? 📩
Reply: yes I do😂😂

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Dame akiteguka mguu tao unaskia dume zikimwambia pole sana madam😂😂😂 lakini mwanaume akiteguka unaskia zikisema,yule naye anatembeaje? Lazima awe mlevi ama mwizi
So a guy who got a Matiang’is E in Biology is telling a girl to open up her heart. my friend kazi ya udaktari huwezani jaribu driving school😆😆.

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After the pastor said lets share the grace😋 , sister grace
*
*shouted* ….. *Pastor😎*…. God punish you *How can the
whole church share me 🤥?* Even last night🙄 I couldn’t
handle you😣 alone and you want the whole church🤠 to

Churches should Stop men from using Bible Mobile apps while the sermon is ongoing, 90% of them are checking livescores😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

Ukienda Kwa fundi nguo utakuta vitambaa kibao chini. Ukienda saluni pia kuna nywele nyingi chini. Hata ukienda mashulen na vyuoni makaratasi kiabo chini.Lakini nenda Benk ata mia mbili hukuti, nawalivyo na roho mbaya hata ile peni imefungwa kamba*🤣🤣🤣

*BREAKING NEWS !*
UGANDAN DOCTOR KILLS PATIENT OUT OF FRUSTRATION OVER HIS FAILURE TO RESPOND TO TREATMENT
…………………
A *UGANDAN*  doctor based in *soroti district*, Doctor Joseph okello… is on the run after beheading his patient under his care in the wee hours of yesterday, Tuesday October 22.
It happened that Dr. Joseph had been attending to a particular ill male young patient for over a week.
Dr. Joseph is a graduate from one of the country’s finest universities  and was the best graduating student in his set.
He was into private practice and was renowned for hard work and success in his work. He however had a 5 week-old patient who was said to have had  a nasal discharge and passing a reddish stool for some days. He had given several medications but with no response.
Out of annoyance, the good doctor sliced off the head of his patient with a large kichen knife in full view of his assistants. Everybody was surprised at his action. However, a reliable source revealed…

Kuna awa wasee wanakuaga wachafu adi ukipatana nao asubui unadhani ni jioni
😹😹😹😹😹*

Ushawahi lemewa na maisha hadi unafikiria kukopa wazazi wako loan🤔 Weeeeeuh dunia isimame kidogo tulambe glucose😋😋😂😂😂🙌

I was watching one American film yesterday night with my Dad 👴 and Mum, 👱 as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed 😘🙊 each other and when the
guy’s hand crossed the girl’s private part,😰😍
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes 👀 had changed, then I focused my eyes on the film even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once, I did not care.😁🙅
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then
they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl’s brazier.🙇🙎😹My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and
shouted
Have you ironed the car? I REPLIED :
Yes i even spread it on the rope!!! 😁😂😀😂😂😂😂

Zoea mali yako na utulie nanii. 😂😂😂Hii upako imetoka shule wachia vijana rika yao wakulane.  😂😂😂😂 nakwaambia  ile aibu utapewa nanii wewe,😂you will never forget. 😂😂😂 iwafikie watu wa vitu 😂😂😂😂tight😂😂😆😆😆😂😂

You bring your sister in the house to test me if  am faithful…My future wife try that and you will  get the results you want..l cant let you down😁😁😁

Ati madem wengine ni kama tu mutura, unafaa kuwakula kwa giza😂😂😂Hii ☝☝ni hate speech😊😊

Did you know Jomo Kenyatta ruled for 14yrs, Moi 24yrs and Mwai Kibaki 10yrs. When you add together 14+24+10=48.
48hrs is equivalent to 2dys.
Now if you take 2 plus the age of Uhuru Kenyatta then subtract the age of William Ruto you get the year when James Orengo joined university.
Ok, Now let us take Kalonzo’s age plus Raila’s age. When you add them together and subtract Wetangula and Matiang’i ages you will realise you are still reading something that don’t make sense.😂😂😂🏃

Halafu hii sign ya adolescence ya “Deep voice” kwani haikuwa compulsory kwa Wakisii🙄🙄😅

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Money doesn’t change people….. it unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty
😂 😂

When I say women are beautiful, I mean those who hustle for themselves…..Not these tax collectors
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder
Joker smoker: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.😂😂😂😂sikuwai penda shule
hutu tu dem tu slim hatutaki kula tunone juu labda periods zao ni drops mbili au tatu 🤭😁 na tatutaki stress mingi mingi😅😅😅

*15 years old girl dey tell you “you are not serious” and you dey laugh because of nyansh and breast ,😏*Uncle your shame is shaming me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*I was in a plane travelling to Dubai when the two pilots started fighting… I just came down and entered bike 🚲  😏😏😏. Me I hate nonsense… 😏🚶🚶* “happy weekend friends”….
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Leo nmeamua Kuleta Hizi vitu tight Kejani juu naskia zinashika Mjulus kama Brake za lorry👇😋😋😋😉😉😉😂😂😂😍😍😍😍Leo Dem anaitwa Cynthia  (Ako form 2) ameamua kupitia kejani akitokea Chuo manze Sema #Nyeges kumvamia😜😜😜😜Cythia :: Hae Nathan my love😍😍Me:: Fiti Cynthia mcurie😍😍Cynthia :: Aki imajin tumekam long holiday na nadai kukumeet. 😎😎 nmekumiss uko😗😗Me:: Niko Kejani..c uvuke basi ukam😜😜 ata fare ntakupee😎😎Cynthia :: Wow thanks love ❤❤❤    #After15mins😍😍😍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌Me(nkaskia mtu akiknock..nkabambika nkaruka kama maasai amepata Storo bonus kufungua Mlango 😋😋)
… Come in sweerie 😍😍Cynthia ::: (Hugging me😻)…. I missed your sweet Kebab😋😋Me:: Nkamtoa bag polepolee nkaweka juu ya mitungi coz sinaga viti😉😉 nkaanza Kumromance manzi sasa😋😋 si mnajua nakuwanga Telo 😍😍😍 Nkamvua Blouse😝😝 Kumbe ata boobs zilikuwa Free mode bila bra😋😋 sema vitu kuwa soft kama Haga ya Victoria Rubadiri😋😋 nkazidara adi dem akawa mwarm kama Maandazi za Asubuhi😍😍 Kuguza…

On my wedding day💍If you hear your name, you march forward and collect your food🍲 The rest will explain who invited them🤔

Meeting someone for the first time is very stressful🤦‍♂ You have to pretend as if you have sense😂

Imagine utaona typing… Lakini hakuna message itakuja na hakuna kitu utafanya🌚

Mtongoze, akikataa🤗 Jaribu tena. And if she persist MROGE bro🤚 We have no place for ungrateful people🙌

Whites: Sorry I didn’t get my balance.
Kenyans: Kwani siku hizi cabbage ni mia🤣🤣🤣

Unaomba chali yako 5K anakushow hata dem yake hamuombangi doo mingi hivo😅

imagine dating someone who tells you “Hebu delete hio post”🤪

Nobody go call you when you are alone, but as soon as you dey with her, Boom!!! Even Judas will call you to explain why he betrayed Jesus.*Enemies of progressive.
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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*Do you think its only* *break up that hurts..*
*Have you charged yo phone for 6hrs and come to see 1%*😔😔☹

They said a woman should keep her virginity for her future husband…🤨🤨🤨 Which future husband??
Dat one that will bring fairly used penis😅😅😅😅😅

😂 Dating 2 men isn’t a problem o D problem is when one wants it shaved, N  D other 1 want it hairy… My sista u will barb punk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*if you slept at home Good morning to you😍😄,those of you who slept in hotels😏 and 🤪guest houses go and  collect your greetings from the receptionist*🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀

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����� READ MOREArguing with a woman is like reading software license agreement, at the end you ignore everything and click I agree 🤣🤣

I will never dream of naming my child a name dat begins wid the letter A, coz I know how it feels to sit at the front seat during exams 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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