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We Have a few hilarious compilations of the nonsense Kenyans cannot stand. #SipendiUjinga
1. Jana, nilikutana na boy fulani akaniuliza
mbona nimekunja uso. ,nikamjibu, nataka
kuiweka kwa Bag. Sababu mi sipendi ujinga.
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2. Juzi neighbor yangu alikuja akaniambia
nipunguze sauti ya radio anataka kulala.Jana
akipika chapoo na mimi nkamwambia apunguze
harufu ya chapati nataka kula ugali. Saa hii tuko
kwa landlord tunaongea hio maneno. Ju sipendi
ujinga
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3. Ushawahi katia mrembo sana mpaka
anakushow uende kwao akuna mtu kufika
unapata pia yeye hayuko……KUMBE HUYO
MREMBO HAPENDI UJINGA
4. Sasa polisi anatusimamisha eti juu number
plate ya nyuma na ya mbele haifanani, alafu
beshteangu anamuuliza kama uso yake na
matako inafanana…….mi imebidi nicheke sai
tuko central ndo napatiana simu, so nitakua
mteja kiasi .Hata polisi kumbe hawatakangi
ujinga.
5. Ex wangu amenicall kuitisha earphones
zake..nmempelekea earphones nkachukua simu
yangu..nmemwacha akiziconnect kwa radio. Hata
mimi nmerealise sipendangi ujinga.
6.Nimeenda hosi kupimwa ugonjwa,resultskukam
doc ananisho ati choo yangu ni mbaya….sai
najenga ingine, sipendingi ujinga mimi
7. *After sex dem anakuambia umpee panty
ilianguka chini ya bed, unapata ni mbili na
hukumbuki yake ilikuwa colour gani…*Hapo ndio
unatambua ufisi pia haitakangi ujinga*
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#sipendiujinga
Nimepata my son amechora ukuta na crayons, nimebuy mkebe nzima ya Sandolin a paint hao yote #sipendiujinga
Nilioga na Dettol 24hrs protection alafu nikajipaka Nivea 48hrs protection.. Nmekaa siku tatu cjaoga zinaisha kesho. Nachora nioge na Ariel mwosho moja tu na sitaoga tena. #sipendiUjinga ya kuoga mimi
Ushawai katia dem hadi anakusho uende kwao ati hakuna mtu, ukifika kwao unapata pia yeye hayuko. KumbeHapendiUjinga #SipendiUjinga
I will create a group and add all my Exs ….halafu nileft. Mimi #sipendiujinga
Nimeambiwa nionje kama uji ikona skari ya kutosha nikamaliza jug yote. Mimi kama mluhya #SipendiUjinga
Siku hizi naanza kusoma post kutoka nyuma nikiona haimalizii na sipendi ujinga ata sisomi juu #sipendiujinga pia!!
Konda aliniitisha fair nikampea thao. Akaniuliza kwani sina pesa ingine, nilimtolea thao kumi.
#Sipendiujinga mwisho wa mwezi
Nime peleka maji kwa bafu ndio minyoo idhani naenda kuoga…alafu nikaenda pole pole kwa hoteli nika kula kama hazijui…….Nimeita wasee bash nkabuy nyama ya 50 nkachanganya na sossi mafala wamemanga wakithani nmebuy kilo ya nyama juu ilikua mob #Sipendiujinga mimi
I was fired from an Mpesa shop coz I kept asking the customers “nguo ama?” everytime they asked “naeza toa?” #Sipendiujinga mimi
Boy: Babe are you okay?
Girl: Am pregnant
Boy: What? But we used protection
Girl: Did I say that it’s yours?
Madem hawapendi ujinga
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