The 20 Funniest pick-up lines That Actually Work. Swahili Pick-up Lines

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You may think that pick-up lines are cliché and old fashioned, but some actually attract a woman’s fancy. Just the good ones though.

These are some of the worst (and funniest) Pick-up lines ever invented! Please feel free to use them and report back and show your wounds!

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Best Kenyan pick up lines

Below are kenyan pick up lines in sheng for crush, mixed with hot pick up lines in swahili, these dirty kenyan pick up lines for flirting and relationships are the best and trending in 2022! The best powerful kenyan swahili pick up lines.

1. Ati your eyes are so beautiful that they even look at each other.
2. Ati Does your dad work at NISSAN …‘coz damn you have a HARD BODY!!
3. Guy: Do you like dancing… Girl: Yes I do, why? Guy: Then go dance – I want to talk to your friend.

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1. If I had KShs 500/= for every beautiful girl like you I met, I’d have KShs 500/=!”
2. Pleased to meet you, I’m yours! (…one of my personal favourites!)
3. I will play you like a guitar and I will snap your G string…
4. Ati Did you just fart because you blew me away… (Stupid, isn’t it?)
5. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
6. Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.
7. Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. (Use with caution. On your wife. Only.)
8. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Old is Gold, isn’t it?)
9. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
10. Excuse me, can you give me directions to your heart?
11. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? (Used as a means of last resort!)
12. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single. (Hehehehehh…)
13. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
14. Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers.
15. Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.
16. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
17. You’re so hot, when I look at you I get a tan. (Stolen from Jalang’o Felix)

Kenyan pick up lines in sheng

1. Babe your legs must be a police cell coz leo
   nalala ndani
2. Msupa kwani kwenyu ni Gatanga, ju leo
   napeter na wewe.
3. Babe are you an m-pesa agent, coz nataka
   kuweka na nitoe
4. Is this the vatican?coz your body is
   smoking
5. Are you a parking ticket? All I see is “FINE”.
6. Babe i’m like an undersize shoe,
   nitakufinya.
7. Babe I heard your legs love each other but
   yeah, sometimes even friends have to part
8. Baby you must be an artist because vile
   naona,leo utachora saba
9. Girl, I was reading the bible in the book of
   Numbers and I realized that I didn’t have
   yours.
10. Baby we ni ‘Amos’ coz me ni ‘Wako’
11. Baby hii mistari ni refu, si uwache tu nkukatie
12. Baby kwani unashinda jikoni, vile umeiva?
    

Powerful best pickup lines for crush

Kenya swahili pickup lines.

The problem with Swahili is that a pick up line will have to be an entire poem like “Niaje niaje mrembo Manze kuna venye umeniumiza tu sana. Walahi nikikucheki naskia fake sana. Yaani naskia kuzimia juu yako. Manze jana sijadoz Juzi sijakula Leo sitakunywa wodeee Juu manze kuna vile unaniumiza jo. Fanya hivi Nipee tu chance ya kua chali wako. Manze naeza kuletea mwezi na jua Binti malaika mzuri mrembo”

Go with that. Just master the word and pour on her. Best of luck mate😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Make some moves Edit: one more emoji to make it work for u Add the list if you dont mind…

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